Saturday, March 11, 2017

Quotes: Woody Allen

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."

"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."

"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job."

"You can live to be hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be hundred."

"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."

"The only thing standing between me and greatness is me."

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying."

"Life is full of misery, loneliness and suffering - and its all over much too soon."

"It's not that I am afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."