Here's a little hint on how to make a 47 year Canadian man jump and squeal like a little child, put a 4 inch hairy spider on his bathroom wall! Even better you can make the bathroom nice and dark and shut off the power for the room after 10pm. The spider could live in the overflow drain of the sink and make appearances all over the bathroom (under the toilet seat??) at different times of the night. To top things off you could make the man search for the spider with a cheap little Chinese made flashlight in the middle of the night when he needs to take a pee, as a final touch why not put the spiders big nest filled with dead insects directly above the doorway of the bathroom (toilet).
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